The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokep delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex bokeh worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s porn sex as performance bokep art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena memek is if your sex education porn comes from porn, porn where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But memek if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be bokeh the quietest.

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